Crazy Long Second Toe

By WhoreChurch

Krislinatin says she has a freakishly long second toe.

Often people wonder how I ended up with a hottie like my redhead. The truth is she has one secret problem that only I know about–a freakishly long second toe. Here’s the pick:

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14 Responses to “Crazy Long Second Toe”

  1. JanieBelle Says:

    Did you just imply that your wife is defective and that you fished her out of the seconds bin?

    She’s gonna beat you one of these days. You know that, right?

    ;)

    Kisses to you and your big toed Mrs.

  2. WhoreChurch Says:

    I wonder how many people will come here and:

    1. Not realize that pic is altered…badly – and/or -
    2. Have a long second toe oriented foot fetish? – and/or -
    3. Start Googling for “long second toe” porn

    Krislinatin, what have you created?

  3. WhoreChurch Says:

    Oh, and by the way, those aren’t even my redhead’s toes.

  4. JanieBelle Says:

    I was responding to your comment:

    “Often people wonder how I ended up with a hottie like my redhead. The truth is she has one secret problem…”

    I sometimes wish I could see exactly what people begin googling for once they leave my site. What thoughts do I put into their heads, what weird things do I bring to mind, y’know?

  5. JanieBelle Says:

    bleck. Messed up the blockquote tags. That’s twice in the last two weeks I’ve done that.

  6. WhoreChurch Says:

    Fixed.

    It would be cool to see, but then again maybe we don’t always want to…

  7. krislinatin Says:

    Oh Geez, you know there will be some wacked out googling linked to this site, and mine, too.
    hehe :)

  8. photoshop_specialist Says:

    That is a poor ass job you did on that toe man.

  9. WhoreChurch Says:

    That’s because I am not a photoshop_specialist. Telling me so is, well, a little redundant. It’s kinda like telling me “that is a poor ass job you did on that heart transplant man” or “that is a poor ass job you did on that Iraq invasion man.”

  10. psycho Says:

    omg this pic is so obviously photoshopped!

  11. Ray Says:

    This toe can be fixed, have her see an orthopedic specialist. It’s a simple surgery that’s relatively inexpensive.

  12. Katherine Says:

    I have a freakishly longer second toe as well and I’m a redhead! I think it’s fun and I love it when people get freaked out. It is utterly normal to me and I really don’t see why it’s a big deal.

  13. Doug Says:

    The photo is a fake. You can tell by the repeating bands (I count 2 of them) just below the top part of the middle toe. This image is easily created using Photoshop.

  14. hobbsh1 Says:

    the thing is, that’s not the right toe to flip someone off with either, and yes, even a drunken fool could tell that the toe is photo shopped…. I should know… I’m a drunkin’ fool :+รพ~~ hehehe

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