Comments on: Irony is Often Ironic http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/ ...and other lies about my personal life Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:38:07 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: damewiggy http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8539 damewiggy Fri, 15 Jun 2007 13:08:31 +0000 http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8539 Yikes, kids, cars and gas, that's my next big adventure, and i don't look forward to it at all. This is why some mother critters eat their young. Yikes, kids, cars and gas, that’s my next big adventure, and i don’t look forward to it at all.

This is why some mother critters eat their young.

]]> By: krislinatin http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8512 krislinatin Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:01:33 +0000 http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8512 awwww, kids......;) awwww, kids……;)

]]> By: WhoreChurch http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8505 WhoreChurch Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:51:16 +0000 http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8505 We quit spanking, but now the consequences are different. Yesterday my eldest got his first paycheck of the summer. He has been home from school 3 weeks and has been working 2. Yesterday my youngest asked for gas money. He has been off school four weeks and had applied for two jobs. Applied. Two. I asked him who had driven out all the gas since I filled it up last week. As far as I recall his mother and I put a total of around 25 miles a week on the truck, add in one trip to Knoxville and we have a grand total of a tank of gas expended each month. Yet, for the last four weeks for some reason I have had to fill the tank with liquid gold every week. I told him I didn't need gas money, I wasn't going anywhere. He had to borrow money from his brother*. Today he applied for FOUR jobs in one day. FOUR. (*I just hope he can make the vig each week, his brother will stomp him if he doesn't.) We quit spanking, but now the consequences are different.

Yesterday my eldest got his first paycheck of the summer. He has been home from school 3 weeks and has been working 2.

Yesterday my youngest asked for gas money. He has been off school four weeks and had applied for two jobs.

Applied. Two.

I asked him who had driven out all the gas since I filled it up last week. As far as I recall his mother and I put a total of around 25 miles a week on the truck, add in one trip to Knoxville and we have a grand total of a tank of gas expended each month.

Yet, for the last four weeks for some reason I have had to fill the tank with liquid gold every week.

I told him I didn’t need gas money, I wasn’t going anywhere.

He had to borrow money from his brother*.

Today he applied for FOUR jobs in one day. FOUR.

(*I just hope he can make the vig each week, his brother will stomp him if he doesn’t.)

]]> By: damewiggy http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8504 damewiggy Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:15:44 +0000 http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8504 Trust me, if i could pull it off, i'd spank them. But they'd still just laugh at me. sigh. Trust me, if i could pull it off, i’d spank them.

But they’d still just laugh at me.

sigh.

]]> By: WhoreChurch http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8503 WhoreChurch Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:40:59 +0000 http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8503 When the boys were little my redhead and I would notice them getting ready for a spanking. They wouldn't yet be breaking the law, but they would get closer and closer to the edge. We knew it was just a matter of a day or two before they broke the law. She and I would flip to see who got to do the honors. Then they would go back to being angels for a few weeks. Oh, those were the days. When the boys were little my redhead and I would notice them getting ready for a spanking. They wouldn’t yet be breaking the law, but they would get closer and closer to the edge. We knew it was just a matter of a day or two before they broke the law. She and I would flip to see who got to do the honors.

Then they would go back to being angels for a few weeks.

Oh, those were the days.

]]> By: damewiggy http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8499 damewiggy Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:04:05 +0000 http://myotherblogisaporsche.wordpress.com/2007/06/14/irony-is-often-ironic/#comment-8499 Siiiiiiiiiigh. Welcome to my world, mister. My bedroom is a 'family' room. My kitchen is a round the clock greasy spoon. My make-up is for geisha dress-up (not me, don't get any wise ideas). My car is a garbage can with wheels. My phone ringtone mysteriously evolved into some obnoxious Fiddy Cent tune. My clothes have been loaned all over the nation. I could keep going and going. But now I have the sudden urge to go yell at them. Just for the hell of it. Siiiiiiiiiigh. Welcome to my world, mister.

My bedroom is a ‘family’ room. My kitchen is a round the clock greasy spoon. My make-up is for geisha dress-up (not me, don’t get any wise ideas). My car is a garbage can with wheels. My phone ringtone mysteriously evolved into some obnoxious Fiddy Cent tune. My clothes have been loaned all over the nation. I could keep going and going. But now I have the sudden urge to go yell at them. Just for the hell of it.

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