Tennessee Announces Lick it or Ticket Program

As a way of getting more Tennesseans to buckle up this weekend, Tennessee State Troopers will be instituting their “Lick it or Ticket” program.

The brainchild of an anonymous trooper and porn star Barbie Cummings, the Lick it or Ticket program works like this: If you are caught driving without a seatbelt, you will be given the option of an $86 fine or you can blow the trooper.

State Trooper spokesman Sgt. Heywood Jablome put it this way: “It’s a win win for everyone–more people will buckle up which will save lives, hard working troopers will also get rewarded for their dedication. We expect many more young, blonde, buxom ladies will be pulled over and, of course, this will produce higher levels of job satisfaction for the troopers.”

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Barbie demonstrates the proper technique (Safe for work UNLESS you’re a trooper.)

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