Personals Ad (Not Safe for Work or Anywhere Else)

By WhoreChurch

Came across this the other day:

User: YourButterfly

Woman Seeking Man for Friendship and Possibly LTR

What can I say about me? I think of myself like a butterfly. I’m a southern lady who knows how to please a man. I have been told I have pretty blonde hair and piercing eyes. I like to stay tan and keep myself in good shape. I like to think I am athletic. I have been told I have awesome legs–you’ll have to decide that for yourself!

I’m a cheap date–movie at home, snuggling by the fire–maybe some playful wrestling! If you’re the right guy I’ll even let you see my butterfly tattoo.

If you think this sounds like fun to you, click here to see YourButterfly’s pic.

5 Responses to “Personals Ad (Not Safe for Work or Anywhere Else)”

  1. krislinatin Says:

    EVERY SINGLE TIME i click on something from your site, i instantly regret it! :)

  2. WhoreChurch Says:

    Good to hear from you Kris. I’ve been waiting for your next Bible study.

    Hey the link at WC took you to a cool tool to get out of sermons. C’mon.

    That pic is a train wreck. I can’t figure out what makes it the creepiest. Her eyes? Her breasts? Her muscles? The butterfly tattoo? It just creeps me out big time.

    I look at this pic kinda like spoiled milk. You take a sip, make a face and say to whoever’s around, “This milk is bad–taste it.”

  3. krislinatin Says:

    ok, the phone thing wasnt so bad, but that lady.
    thats what happens when you get fake boobs when you are musclebound.
    ewwww.
    i actually got the link to my pastors sermon and some other stuff coming up.
    since the boys are gone and im on vacation, i dont know what will show up.
    kristina

  4. workavarbanny Says:

    You got to check this video out I found on Youtube. Its badass.

    Let me know what you guys think.

    youtube video

  5. lisahottietotrot Says:

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